Guys, please take note!!!!

I need to let you know about a vicious scam that I fell victim to yesterday.

It is a bit embarrassing but I don’t want it to happen to you.

I saw two young African women struggling with a pram, so I offered to help… you do.

The two women looked at each other and smiled (I should have known something was wrong). They both went to the top end and I lifted the pram by the wheels. I struggled a bit

because the param was heeaavy!!!  

I was wondering what on Earth they were feeding this child ?? ? 

Anyways, slowly and with great difficulty, we climbed to street level.

I couldn’t help but take a look at the top end. I needed to see what kinda monster infant this was.

And that was it, I was so vex!!!

There was no big head baby! 

It was full of shopping ? ? ? 

I felt like carrying it back down to the platform and stealing the yam ? 

So before you try to be a gentleman and help any struggling maidens, make sure you check the top end for the baby